It feels good to wish you happiness
I feel you push it right back to me
Like ping pong
Or a trampoline
Or the resistance of my mattress when I press against it
When I wish you happiness, I know you wish it for me, too
As you wander the world, looking for things to impress an artsy peace core chick,
Pause for a Melissa thing or two
Take a minute and miss me
I’m here, too
He used hand lotion for lube, and I got an infection.
Every boy loves Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. I’ve given so many blow jobs to that movie.
I’m so single my sex dreams have turned into masturbation dreams
Status: Haven’t had sex in long enough that I’m deeply attracted to everyone I have a mild affinity towards
I wish there was a filter on Hinge for “posing with a dog to look cute and get chicks” vs “if you come over and have sex with me an animal will be watching”
Got my wisdom teeth removed so I could step up my blow job game, really open wide