How long would you stay in a relationship with someone you had no intention of staying with forever?
Asking yourself if you are happy is a fast way to assure that you won’t be, a path to overanalysis and doubt. Is asking yourself if you are in love the same?
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine
When after rubbing together, I find what’s yours in what’s mine
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine.
He’s the kind of Jewish boy that was okay with my celebrity crush on Seth Meyers until I told him that Seth Meyers is not Jewish. I watched respect drain out of his eyes.
A goy?! How could I bestow my admiration upon thee? I became a tainted woman with an eye for the infidel and later we broke up.
He says to me, “How can I know?”
He says to me, “How do you know?”
He says to me, “What does it even mean?”
His questions rest with us, tucked in tightly between the covers and darkness.
Good luck to you, quarter of my friends:
Is Jenga phallic?