An ex once told me, he could identify my voice in a 6-word meme. Now that, my friends, is style.
Month: October 2016
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine: Pubes Edition
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine
When after rubbing together, I find what’s yours in what’s mine
What’s mine is yours, and yours is mine.
He’s the kind of Jewish boy that…
He’s the kind of Jewish boy that was okay with my celebrity crush on Seth Meyers until I told him that Seth Meyers is not Jewish. I watched respect drain out of his eyes.
A goy?! How could I bestow my admiration upon thee? I became a tainted woman with an eye for the infidel and later we broke up.
