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pre-date ritual

Cheers to Hinge, online dating, and meeting strangers I don’t care about!

My pre-date ritual is this: nap until the last minute to arrive groggy, decide against showering, text my ex-boyfriends to remind them that I’m still single, leave forty minutes late and forget gum, instead resolving to order a mojito. That’s the same as winterfresh, right?

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